August 2011
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When you try to make shit better with another...
renebro: I’m all like…..  But then I realize… And that…. And then when they ain’t looking I go… And I do my happy dance :D…
Aug 28th
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cuoremorta: When you find yourself watching Jersey shore. …and Ronnie and Sammi start fighting again. …and Ronnie takes Sammi back for the hundreth time. …and Sammi ends up leaving. …and Sammi ends up coming back. …and everybodys all like..
Aug 28th
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When you're on Facebook and Tumblr,
ivesewnyourlipstosmile: And you see all the things you like, and blog, and think to yourself,
Aug 28th
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I hate it when girls clap their when they try to...
true-xiphoid: “Bitch, why are you applauding me?”
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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When the waiter asked "are you finished with that"...
iamkhadija: NOOO i want to eat the plate to -_-
Aug 28th
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I like making people smile...
More than I like having someone else make me smile.  Other people’s happiness is more important than my own <3
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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I hate when a website says "Are You A Human"
No I’m a vacuum.
Aug 28th
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Rest in peace to the 11 year old boy that just...
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
Aug 27th
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Aug 24th
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I just wrote this amazing thing:
“Maybe I’ll die.Maybe, in a week, a month, a year, ten years, I’ll be gone. Maybe I’ll end up famous. A washed up singer or actress, addicted to god knows what. Maybe I’ll end up homeless, sleeping on park benches and in subway stations, covered with ratty old clothes and a newspaper I found in a trash can. Maybe I’ll end up married, with five kids and a...
Aug 24th
sometimes,
I have the worst friends ever. They ASSUME they know what’s going on in my life, and in my mind.They also apparently know the future. They have no clue. So, I’m about to fucking punch them. ALL.
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
If relationships were about crying, wanting to see...
we’d be the perfect couple.  honestly. If I wasn’t so in love with you.  I’d fucking kill you. 
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Pauly D seems like the kind of guy you'd want as...
tiara-gang-or-die:  I love this post ♥
Aug 24th
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