May 2013
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on...
nyanchos:
trying to talk to someone you like
Anonymous asked: blue, rose, purple, plum, violet
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
bnagbros:
a-very-weird-and-clever-boy:
bnagbros:
Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn
Still cheaper than most porn
wtf kind of porn do you watch
Color My Inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I...
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
riddlemehiddleston:
things that say a lot about a person
their favourite character
the lyrics they write on their hands
the colours they wear
which murder weapon they prefer
how they make their tea
bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
k8y411:
clarityofhatred:
abidinginlove:
sodamnrelatable:
when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word
bowl is the worst
i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird
all of us.
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
cosrnos:
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
outofcontrol-sobeautiful:
maleteen:
my eyebrows are the source of all my power
alex gaskarth is that you
jointhefandomtheysaid:
thearchangeltrickster:
firetruckingawesomeness:
randomlittlespark:
haleytheasian:
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE
leaving home is always hard
That was beautiful.
it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell
That wasn’t as beautiful.
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
imaginelarrys:
stylinsmut:
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and...
lolsofunny:
laughingstation:
lolsofunny:
lolzpicx:
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:
If you can’t reblog this…
Watchrehire:
lizzlemcguizzle:
i take you to the candy shop
i am fucking screaming i can’t deal
circletines:
my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
casfeathers:
mixgoldenphoenix:
gracelesscas:
i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas
“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”
“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
absoluutebliss:
first of all who allowed me on the internet
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
